Monday, May 31, 2021

CHAPTER 143: IMPRESSIONS OF MY LIFE: AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A RECHERCHE POET BABIES AND MORE HOSPITAL FIXER 1978-1980

 CHAPTER 143. HOPITAL FIXER.      1978 - 1980




 I
n making the rounds to the various cost centers to introduce myself and talk budgets, I met a manager in the same building I worked who had something called a Wang Word Processor.  I had heard of such a thing, but this was the first time I actually saw one and I asked him to show me how it worked. He did. When I learned how little he utilized it for his own department I boldly went a step further and asked if I could share it.


Each month we printed out a budget report, which was sent to several people, with portions going to specific cost centers so the managers could see their numbers. With 192 cost centers it was a fairly thick report, not overly complicated, but certainly repetitive and a pain to do every month. Sue had to type the original, then do the various copies on a photocopier. 


 The report consisted of a list of major categories overall for the
medical Center, then breakdowns by each cost center comparing actual to budget for the particular month and for the totals year-to-date. Most of the lines of print did not change much month-to-month, but all the number data did. It required a complete retyping of everything each month. However with the use of the Wang processor I could program in all the boilerplate and only the numbers had to be updated. I would write the new number on a copy of the previous report and Sue would enter them into the Wang and it did all the formatting and printing. It saved a ton of time, and error, and I could utilize Sue in other ways, especially in increasing the analysis of the data so we could help units improve.



 It also freed up Sue to help me put together the next round of budgeting. We began the setup of the budget packets not long after the New Year. I had finalized the fiscal 1978-79 budget by the end of December, only six months late. The former Budget Director I had replaced left before it was finished. I was not unhappy to see him go. He was a friendly man, but I got tired of his, “we always done it this way” attitude and his lazy approach to deadlines. At the start of calendar year this baby was all mine and I was determined budgets going forward would be completed and approved and disseminated by July 1, the beginning of the fiscal year.


I had started improving communications the prior year, now I went around to every cost center in January and emphasized I was there to help them with their budgeting and that a packet would be coming to them in February. We were going to start the process as early as possible. I put together the plan and packet and hand delivered it myself, clearly (I hoped) explaining it to each and every manager.


 Getting everybody on board was quite an education. I quickly

learned to sit in the chair nearest the door so I could exit quickly at the end of any meeting before it turned violent. Three areas were the worse: nursing, doctors and the upper administration.


First of all, I discovered the nurses were not big fans of the doctors. These women (there were no male nurses at MCMC that I’m aware of in 1979) felt the doctors took them for granted, which was true. The nurses felt they spent more time with and treating the patients than the doctors did. This was also true. But the doctors ran the wards and treated them as their own little fiefdoms and the nurses and orderlies as serfs, who should snap to at the doctor’s orders and never, ever question anything. The nurses felt the doctors’ arrogance made them susceptible to sloppy work and error. And of course there was a great discrepancy between what nurses were paid and what doctors earned. Despite all this, the nurses still held a good bit of power at the Medical Center,  so I didn’t want to cross them.



The doctors themselves were like a bunch of spoiled children when it came to budgeting, all yelling I want, I want, I want or “If he can have it, why can’t I”. Hospitals are made up of different specialties of care, oncology, cardiology, pediatrics, orthopedics and so on and so forth. Some, perhaps all, need some sort of equipment beyond a stethoscope and sphygmomanometer. Equipment can range from a CT Scan to an EKG Monitor and the individual prices stretch from several thousand, maybe even up to a million, dollars to just a few hundred. For instance, a hospital bed can run from around $600 to over $3,000, and certain treatment beds can exceed $13,000. (And that was in 1980.)


In our capital budget meeting where doctors would state equipment they hoped to buy in the next fiscal period things would get testy. The chief of cardiology might say he needs equipment costing $100,000 and give very valid reasons why this is required. Therefore, we might list it on the Capital submissions list. Immediately, I would have several other physicians clamoring for an equipment budget of $100,000 as well. I might know that for one or more of these departments there is nothing in that range and not much they need, but because some other doctor got $100,000 they thought they were equally entitled.  This can even be jealousy directed toward other hospitals.


In my case, one doctor requested a very expensive and very specialized machine that only had application in fairly rare cases. It hardly justified the cost of purchase, but before someone hit me with saving one life is worth any cost (and I would even argue that concept with you) this was not a matter of putting a limit on the value of a life. There was a Philadelphia Hospital that had this particular equipment and specialized in that affliction. All such cases in the region were sent there and were so rare that it could adequately handle any and all cases. There was no call for a second hospital to compete for these type of patients. He simply wanted the equipment because someone else in his field had one.


 The biggest challenge was the upper administration. I am not
talking about people like Jim Schlief or any other secular manager of high title; I am speaking of the nuns who actually owned and operated the medical center. They  got to make requests and in the end would have the final approval sign off on the budget. During this period they had in mind that the hospital needed a helicopter and a heliport. Why? Again, because some other area hospitals had helicopters and heliports. Low cost transport helicopters today can cost a million dollars. They may have been cheaper in 1979-80, but they were still highly expensive, plus you need pilots, insurance, maintenance, fuel. The vast majority of people could be gotten to the hospital just fine by ambulance. If someone was in such dire distress that a helicopter was the only hope there were area hospitals they could be flown to. Ours did not have to join those so equipped. It was not financially feasible and could have led to insolvency.


With this or any expenditure you received two responses from the nuns. “It is for the patients” or “We’re a non-profit, we don’t have to worry about cost.”  Yes, sometimes you spend extra money because of the benefit to the patients; however, the patients did not need a helicopter. That money would best serve the patients by not being spent on such an item.


As to the being non-profit, it was very difficult getting them to understand this didn’t mean you did not have to concern yourself with expenditures. True, you did not have owners or stockholders you had to please by the profit you generated, but you had to make a profit anyway. We didn’t call it a profit, of course, and it didn’t go into a Capital Account, it went into Reserve. Yeah, you could break even and you could carry a deficit, but what if you needed emergency funds or expansion? Prices do go up and funding sometimes goes down and you must have some money to operate. You don’t want to have to borrow a lot and build up liabilities. Being a non-profit does not mean throwing away good business practices. 



One other thing concerning medical costs, at least then, perhaps the rules have changed these 40 years later. When we budgeted for supplies we had to select from registered medical supply businesses. This was Federal Law. These usually charged much higher prices than we could have paid elsewhere for the same thing. The example I remember the best were the metal ice buckets. I know when I’ve been in hospitals the ice buckets have usually been a thin plastic, but in this case the request was for metal

ice buckets and we had to buy them from one of the official medical suppliers. The cost was $100 per bucket. My goodness, they weren’t bad looking buckets, but nothing special about them. I looked in a nearby Woolworths and could have purchased the exact same buckets for $10 each, but of course I couldn’t do that because Woolworths wasn’t a certified medical supplier.


I did have a budget in place for the new fiscal year on time, something they told me hadn’t happened in a decade. We were running a decent department I felt. We were communicating, which the cost center managers liked, and being on time with the budgets. Our monthly budget reports were coming out sooner in the month thanks to the Wang Processor. Going into 1980 everything was coming up roses again.



Even the snarky Mr. Simon disappeared from my life off to some other "Heart of Darknesss", I 
suppose.

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