Friday, March 12, 2021

ME -- GATES OF HORMONE HELL -- 1953-1954 -- CHAPTER 53

 CHAPTER 53



 I was practically begging my folks for a typewriter. Everything I wrote since my declaration I would be a writer was in pencil on yellow lined pads, except for some written on extremely thin and perishable onion paper. My handwriting was poor. I would write a story and a week later I couldn’t read what I wrote. The  Young Librarian was allowing me use of her typewriter, but my time on it was limited and I was a slow hunt and peck typist. It was not the same as being able to do it in your own room.


My grandmother found an old typewriter cheap somewhere and gave it to me for Christmas. Wow, did I love that machine. It was an ancient Underwood, but it worked so who cared. It came in a black carrying case and I could tote it with me if I wished.


 All the stories and poems I wrote before I got that typewriter are


lost. Going through cartons in our storage closet I found some of my old art work and a few early poems, but none of my first fiction. I have nearly everything I wrote once I got that typewriter. The first story I wrote on that machine was, “Mother Carey’s Chickens”. Mother Carey’s Chickens is another name for the Storm Petrel, a type of seabird (Pictured). The name is a corruption of  Mater Cara, a name for the Virgin Mary. Sailors gave them this name because they believed the birds warned of coming storms. Yeah, I don’t get the connection either. There was a movie by that title made in 1938 starring Ruby Keeler (right). That story was about the family of a

Navy Captain named Carey, who was killed during the  Spanish-American War and they had to fend after his death on very little.I didn’t know anything about the movie. I just liked the sound of the phrase and felt it fit my tale, especially the idea of predicting a storm

coming. The Storm Petrel is considered a omen of bad times ahead, which was my view of heading off to Junior High.


My story was a slightly fictionalized account of my sixth grade visit to Junior High. I incorporated some events that had happened later when I was attending Junior High as if everything happened the same day. In my story Mrs. Carey leads her young students to the Junior High. Mrs. Yost was the model for Mrs. Carey. My friends and I were the models for her students. My character was named Frank., Ruben was the name I gave Stuart and Ronald became Roger.


After third period was lunch, and then the Sixth Graders were to attend an assembly.


Lunch was served in the basement cafeteria. Doug showed Frank and Cary where to store the books. They all got into one of the two great lines looping around the sides of the room. Being guests, the Sixth Graders were entitled to a free meal. Frank was not hungry. There was too much noise, confusion and shoving about him. The seating area was chaotic. Conversations buzzed about his ears like angry bees. Occasional words would sting him and leave an itchy impression. He saw the West Side principal seated at a table and Cary said, “I see Mr. Dribblepiss is here.

At the table, bread flew pass Frank’s nose as food flew from kid to kid.

“Hey, Frank,” shouted Doug above the ruckus.

“What?”

“My friends here, y’know,” Doug point to two leering boys with thin cases of acme sitting at the next table. “They was wonderin’, y’know, what you did, y’know, when you were home alone, y’know? Play with yerself?”

“Yes, sometimes.”

“You mean you play with yerself?”

“Sure, when I can’t find anyone else to play with.”

The two other boys laughed, bending to grasp their sides. Doug smirked. Frank didn’t see anything funny.  What was the joke? Something evil about their snickers told him he was being made the fool. He had no appetite. He got up and found his way outside. In the parking lot behind the building he saw Ruben sitting on the fender of a pickup truck.

Excerpt from “Mother Carey’s Chickens”, 1954

Collected in Tales Out of  Wilmillar and Other Towns, (1967).


 

My grandmother gave me another gift I wanted that year. I think


she found it at the same place as the typewriter. It was the The Richmond Edition in 10 Volumes of the Works of Edgar Allan Poe. I didn’t ask for that exact edition, of course, but simply some works of Poe. Volume V was missing from the set. I have tried, but cannot discover what the contents of that particular book were. I am guessing it was the collection of Poe’s letters, which may have been interesting to read. Volume X contained all of Poe’s known poems. The books had red covers and an illustration from one of Poe’s works in the  front of each volume. John Hovendon, 156 Fifth Avenue, New York was the publisher. The books were not dated, but some research proved they were published in 1902. I still have them. Poe was an

early inspiration to me in both fiction and poetry.


I had taken out a volume of Poe from the adult section of Downingtown Library once the new librarian allowed me in there. My favorite story at that time was “The Pit and the Pendulum”. This is a terrifying tale, but I find it humorous that it was first published in a collection called The Gift: A Christmas and New Year’s Present for 1843, oh a merry holiday  story, indeed.


After Robert Louis Stevenson and the early readings from his A


Child’s Garden of Verse
, Poe became my main introduction to poetry. I was very drawn to “Annabel Lee” and read it over and over.


Out of dust Out of slime,

A little rust

And a little lime.

Muscle and gristle,

Mucin, stone

Brayed with a pestle, 

Fat and bone.

Out of the marshes,

Out of the vaults,

Matter crashes

Gas and salts.

What is this you call a mind,

Flitting, drifting, pale and blind,

Soul of the swamp that rides the wind?

Jack-o’lantern, here you are!

Dream of heaven, pine for a star,

Chase your brothers to and fro,

Back to the swamp at last you’ll go.

Hilloo! Hilloo!

 

An early poem,1954, simply called: Two.I was probable age13.  I am sure it was Poe inspired.



1954 was the last year we went to Philadelphia at Christmas time.


My grandmother, mother and I had traveled to the big city every Christmas season for several years. We took the Short Line Bus to West Chester, where we caught a Red Arrow Trolley car right on Gay Street where it intersected with High. They replaced these trolleys with buses in June 1954 and eventually removed the tracks. The trolley went to Sixty-ninth Street in Upper Darby. 



 There was this giant sliding board outside the sixty-ninth street terminal every Christmas. It was designed to reflect the nursery rhyme about the “Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe”. All the kids climbing up to slide then took the part of her having too many children to know what to do. Apparently, having all those kids indicated she knew what to do more than I did at that time. I didn’t like this shoe and only slid down it one time. It was too high. I didn’t mind the slide, but my fear kicked in the further up the steps I climbed. My mother had guided me into the line on one occasion and that is how I came to have done it once. Stuck headed up the steps, I had to keep going because of the thick crowd of kids behind me. I was terrified and much relieved when I came down the slide alive and escaped.


At the 69th Street Terminal we switched to the Elevated/Subway


train and rode to Market Street East in downtown Philadelphia. We would visit the toy departments in Gimbals,  Wanamaker’s, Lit Brothers and Strawbridge, all stores gone now. The toy train displays were what I wanted to see, but I liked the fountain display at Wanamaker’s and the Enchanted Village (pictured right) at Lit Brothers.



It was in one of these stores I first saw a Punch and  Judy Show, which inspired my own puppet show back in grade school.  I always visited Santa at Gimbals though. He was the one who arrived in the big Thanksgiving Parade so he must have been the real deal. By 1954 I wasn’t visiting Santa Clauses anywhere anymore. But I still wanted to ogle the train layouts.


In October 1954 came a TV show we never missed. I use to watch it at Stuart Meisel’s  house, sitting in their Family Parlor with his father, who was dressed in a smoking jacket, sitting in his easy chair smoking a big cigar. Walt Disney was host and creator of


“Disneyland”.  In December that show launched a series that became a nationwide phenomena that sold a lot of Coonskin hats to kids. The kids weren’t suddenly supporting Estes Kefauver. They were watching “Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier”, starring Fess Parker and Buddy Ebsen (pictured right). Disney continued the Davy Crockett story in three separate series over a couple years. I bought the record albums telling the story. I also went to the Library and got a legitimate biography of Crockett. Crockett was one of those who died at the Alamo and I idolized him.



  I’ll leave it to others to decide how
much Fess Parker (left) resembled the real Davy Crockett (right). Crockett was given a catch phrase through out the Disney production, “Be sure you’re right, then go ahead.” They never once used his most famous quote. Allegedly, upon losing his final bid for congress, he said, “You can all go to Hell and I’m going to Texas.”


There was a theme song, “The Ballad of Davy Crocket” to that series that ran on for seemingly 1,000 verses. It was a big hit and repeated week after week on “Your Hit Parade”. I wrote a parody that was probably the first poem I wrote on my typewriter and the earliest I still  have.


Born in a valley bowl in Pennsylvania, 

One day to be named the pup, Peppy.

Blind for some days, numbering three,

Before she was taken, the world to see.

Peppy.


I wrote it about my little Toy Fox Terrier, Peppy.


The Christmas break gave me some respite from Junior High, but two weeks go by quickly. I got some additional accessories to my train layout and a couple more Plasticville Buildings, but all too soon I had to pack that stuff away and go back to Miss Hurlock and her snide remarks.


There were to be a couple changes in 1955 that were positive. Maybe they even saved me from dropping into utter depression. 



 Jakey Ax (pictured left) came to me during a lunch period. He was in some of my classes and his father was my 8th grade math teacher. We had spoken at times and Jakey was friendly toward me. 


“You used to go the Methodist Church?” he asked.


I nodded, “In grade school, but I haven’t been there for a while” I hadn’t been there for at least two years.


“I thought you might like to come to our MYF meeting this Sunday night,” he said.


MYF stood for Methodist Youth Fellowship. I was about to say no, but he continued. 


“After the meeting we’re going to Dick Thomas’s.”


Ut oh, Dick Thomas’ Brick Oven was one of my favorite


temptations in the world. It was a short order restaurant on the Lancaster Pike near Exton. My father took us there to eat once in a while. Dad was a long time friend of Dick Thomas. The Thomas family was among those original Welsh Quakers who settled in the Welsh Track in 1683 at the same time my father’s ancestor’s came to America. The Thomases had become prominent among those settlers and the generations that followed. My mother had grown up on the estate of George Thomas III called Whitford.



Dick started his Brick Over Restaurant in 1938. He did the cooking himself, limping back and forth behind the counter to take orders. He had lost one leg somehow and wore a prosthetic. He was a very tall  man, who dressed all in white with a white hat on his head similar to a sailor cap. He was gregarious, very friendly and I loved his food. His signature was the foot long hot dog, but it seemed to me everything he made was excellent, his hamburgers, his beef bar-b-que, his French Fries and thick milk shakes. He sold Hershey’s Ice Cream, no relation to the Chocolate Hershey. In fact, Milton Hershey had once sued Hershey Creamery over use of the name. Dick Thomas made marvelous Sundaes. He featured the Dusty Miller, which was covered in powdered malt and my favorite 


 When I got my driver’s license my friends and I would often stop


at the Brick Oven to eat. He had a jukebox. It was five cents a song or six plays for a quarter. One time we dropped a quarter in and left the Juke playing the same mundane song over six times.  I believe it was something by Bing Crosby. 


I’ve never found that type of food as good as his anywhere. I miss it. Dick Thomas died somewhere around 1980. He left his restaurant to his waitresses. Most of these ladies had worked for him for years.  They ran it for a couple of years and then sold it to a chain, which changed the name and most of the menu. By the mid-1990s the Brick Over was gone and there is a small group of stores on the site today.


Would I come to MYF because they were going to Dick Thomas’s after the meeting? You better believe I would.  I wanted to go more to the Brick Oven then Heaven. They invited me in hopes they would save me, but in all honesty, as a teen I would have sold my soul to the devil for trips to The Brick Oven. I showed up that Sunday and surprised myself by enjoying the meeting. I had come expecting to be bored to death, but everybody there was very nice to me, and the meeting turned out to be fun. We were car pooled to the Brick Over and somebody else paid for my food. After that night I attended MYF regularly, even though we didn’t make excursions out to Exton every week.


About the same time that Jakey Ax befriended me; Gary Kinzey turned on me. I was in the same section with him at school and we had revised our friendship from before. He got assigned that section cause he played saxophone in the band that year. We were changing classes and as we walked down the hallway he punched me on the upper arm. He punched me fairly hard. He punched me again. I told him to stop, but he just did it again and again and again, all the way down the hall. Finally I had it with this. My arm was beginning to ache. He hit me one more time as we turned from one hall to another and I socked him back.


 


The back collar of my shirt was grabbed next thing I knew. Mr. Campbell (left) had a hold of me. He didn’t say a lot, except we were going for a visit to the principal’s office. I explained I was just hitting back after repeated punches, but I was the one he saw hit somebody and I was the one about to be punished. I had to stay after school in detention for the first time in my life and I was not happy with Gary. We pretty much stayed away from each other after that, but I noticed Gary was getting in with some of the guys in class that sometimes made remarks about me and bullied others.  


In April I was at MYF and one of the other boys came up to me after the meeting. His name was Jim Dawson and he lived on the West Side. He told me there was this new Boy Scout Troop that had just formed and invited me to join it. I reluctantly agreed to go to a meeting. I was remembering the experience at Troop 2. I didn’t want to relive that. This was Troop 82. They met in the Lutheran Church along Lancaster Avenue on the West Side; ironically it was the church Gary Kinzey attended. 


I attended with little expectation. 


A Scout is Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean and … Naked?


I mean:


  1. Trustworthy,
  2. Loyal,
  3. Helpful,
  4. Friendly,
  5. Courteous,
  6. Kind,
  7. Obedient,
  8. Cheerful,
  9. Thrifty,
  10. Brave,
  11. Clean,
  12.             and Reverant

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